joned 

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

joned by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Jointed

The opposite of lonely. The feeling of being connected, loved, happy, and not lonely.

I felt very jointed with my friends last weekend.

Jointed by MilkCerealBro May 5, 2022

jakia joiner 

Very goofy. Multi-talented, petty asf, cool,can dress, she's pretty. She's special and unique in her own way

Jakia joiner is grJat

jakia joiner by Tyquon lawyers June 18, 2018

Double-Jointed Asshole 

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

Double-Jointed Asshole by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

Chronic Group Joiners 

People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues

Chronic Group Joiners by Uge1 February 5, 2010

wiggly joiner 

The little piece of skin that joins your foreskin to your helmet.

Whilst boning my missus up the pooper, I ripped my wiggly joiner.. there was blood everywhere !

wiggly joiner by Sputnik the wonderhorse August 22, 2006