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Space Janitor

The only thing strong enough to get rid of astronomical trash (ex. Rocket Bodies, Satellite Fragments, Your Mom, etc.)
Who you gonna call? Space Janitor!!!

creampie janitor 

a creampie janitor is when a cuckold cleans the creampie of his girlfriends lover.

Creampie Janitors clean up the vagina of sperm explosion.
Jimmer:Hey How is it going? can you tell me where i can find a creampie janitor?
Blake: ya if you just walk up to the crosswalk and go left you cant miss it.
Jimmer: Thanks!
Blake: Ask for Coach Eli Melas. He is the best in the business.
Jimmer:thats awesome i usually make a mess and need a solid tongue.
Rose: Ol Eli has the bologna tongue. Coach Eli licks every last drop. He also does anal creampie cleanups too!
Jimmer: Good To Know!

Computer Janitor 

A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer
I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.
Computer Janitor by llamaluser December 16, 2008

Sloppy Janitor 

get a girl drunk, fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick, then you make her suck it off clean. The sloppy janitor
dude that fuckin bitch shit on my dick so i gave her the Sloppy Janitor

el janitor 

Someone that is normally an el pimpo but is very good at brushing and sweeping plans.
Troy isn't coming tonight, hes such an el janitor.
el janitor by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

The Janitor 

The creepiest person on the planet. Has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. He is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is.....you will wish you never knew........
I stalked the janitor at his office...it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! I couldn't believe my eyes :O
The Janitor by anti_asshole January 9, 2013