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Garrisonford

Often used in Denmark as a slag term for a sock you use after a wank.
I hope my parents don’t find my garrisonford
Garrisonford by Danishpeter October 12, 2021

Garrison Johnson 

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians
"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"
Garrison Johnson by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

GarrisonClipz 

An American gorilla tag content creator with 4k on tiktok and 60 subs on youtube
Hi GarrisonClipz haven’t seen you in a while.
GarrisonClipz by GarrisonClipz April 18, 2022

Garrison 

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.
They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.
Garrison by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

Garrisonitis 

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.
His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.
Garrisonitis by 0926200 June 4, 2023

Garrison's presidential fuck 

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive
My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck