Sloppy driveway

When a girl takes a shit on your back then scoots her ass like a dog down your back smearing the shit.

I got a sloppy driveway last night and still can’t get rid of the smell

Sloppy driveway by Sloppy John March 3, 2026

Smoker's Driveway 

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

Smoker's Driveway by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013

Shares A Driveway 

This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.

Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.

Shares A Driveway by baycer2 January 16, 2015

sleeping in the driveway 

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

sleeping in the driveway by BobGone September 29, 2017

Clear the Driveway 

The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.

At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.

Clear the Driveway by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

left-handed driveway by mousel October 10, 2019

The Ultimate Driveway Machine 

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

The Ultimate Driveway Machine by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023