Chining 

Chining is when you preform the act of rubbing your chin against anothers chin or sexual feature e.g. Boobs or Genitalia.

Jayden: Hi Alex can I chin your sister tonight
Alex: That's not my sister that's your mum, oh wait so you have been CHINING your mum?
Jayden: Oh yeah and I found a Iphone and £10's today

Chining by Ebsterh12 November 27, 2012

Chimping 

In an online discussion or debate it is the act of putting unrelated data or questions into a response to deflect from the original point.

User 1: The sky is very blue today
User 2: But have you seen how bad the economic figures are this month?
User 1: Please stick to the subject and stop chimping.

Chimping by rd_303 March 8, 2015

Chimping 

When you are at work (usually in an office) and there are persons banging on about all kinds of shite. Excessive chattering often caused by too much coffee. Sometimes its just one person talking or even singing to themselves with no thought or concideration for anyone else. Very prevalent on a Friday at around 3pm.

"Stop chimping-on... you bin-bag!!!!!!"

Chimping by ZEDWARD June 2, 2017

Chiving

Chiving |CHīv ing|

Verb

1. Taking a shit while looking at the Chive app.

2. Shitting, but you’ve said chiving so many times that they are now interchangeable.

GF: What are you doing?

Me: Just chiving *sends meme to buddy*...don’t come in here!

Chiving by Tripple-J February 28, 2020

Chimping 

The act of texting, playing games etc on a mobile phone in a way that looks similar to a chimp

Look at everyone at this party chimping on their phones.

Chimping by 2hihihi January 14, 2013

cheming=cos poop dick theta 

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

cheming=cos poop dick theta by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

Cheming 

When someone cannot spell their own name, they resort to cheming

"2nd block Calc..... Cheming, there you go"

Cheming by andyfellovernet April 3, 2003