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Bourbon Shower 

Sexual move similar to the Houdini. It involves banging a girl and when you're about pull out and blow your load in her face, instead throwing a shot of Bourbon. Most common in the state of Kentucky.
I met a girl at the bar last night, went back to her place and had a couple drinks. We started banging and as I was about to blow my load, pulled out and instead threw a shot of bourbon her face and screamed, "Bourbon Shower!"
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bourbon dick 

Bourbon dick also known as Kentucky limp dick trying to stick it in your own sister but can't because of the over indulgence of bourbon.
I totally was gonna frog my sister but I had bourbon dick like a mother fucker
bourbon dick by Funny$h!t April 20, 2014

Bourbon Sprawl 

When someone is so drunk that they pass out with their limbs arranged in such a manner that they are sprawled out on the floor, bed, sofa, etc.
#1: "Last night was crazy"
#2: "I don't really remember last night"
#1: "That's right, bourbon sprawl"
#2: "Oh yeah, that's why I woke up on the floor"

Bourbon wall 

This is the line of skin which attaches ones ball bag to ones ass-hole
Man 1: Man, my bourbon wall is really burning due to my inappropriate pants

Man 2: Cool story bro, you need to Rick Roll that shit
Bourbon wall by superhelper September 9, 2014

Bourbon on the Brown 

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine
barkeep ill take another Bourbon on the Brown for these trashy ladies here.

Bourbon Hound 

A whiskey/ Bourbon collector that hunts down rare bottles of whiskey. Often times driving great distances and visiting lots of places.
Better hurry and grab that bottle while you can, before a bourbon hound grabs it.
Bourbon Hound by Whisky Geek November 22, 2017

bourbon chaser

A tweaker almost shoots your dick off.
James pulled a bourbon Chaser and we almost all lost our dicks
bourbon chaser by N@pster June 3, 2018