National Bad Luck Day 

December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.

dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you

National Bad Luck Day by Hey_Bitches November 11, 2019

bad fuel day 

something that people who drive cars apparently experience. some of the extremely automotivated attempt to blame this reportedly unpleasant experience on government regulations designed to help extend the period of time for which humans will be able to inhabit the planet in a manner recognizable to modern-day mankind as not being 'famine-ridden', 'apocalyptic', or 'stone age'.
Rather a "Bad Fuel Day" is a minor misfortune which arises from the inability to comprehend the value of bicycles, public transit, and other more-efficient, less-expensive, and cleaner forms of transportation.

--Bad Fuel Day, 2009--
"Damn I'm broke from buying so much gas and fat and broke from eating so much drivethru"
"Why don't you sell your car and buy a bike and some actual food?"
"Cause then I wouldn't have time to exercise."
"Why don't you take the bus?"
"Because I lack the ability to read or perform other activities that make the time spent on public transit worthwhile."
"It costs about 20 bucks per hour of driving to own a car. Given that bikes go about the same speed as cars in the city and are basically free, you could be getting paid 20 bucks an hour to ride a bike. Admittedly buses are kind of slow but you do get to sit on your ass."
"But I live in the country."
"Sorry, you came to the wrong website."

bad fuel day by hippie liberal douchebag July 24, 2009

bad hair day 

When you sperm in someones hair and then use it as hair gel.

That guy just gave her a bad hair day!

bad hair day by Mikey Jay March 13, 2008

bad hair day 

The act where in the male receives fellatio by a female wearing a baseball hat and at the point of no return, releases himself into said baseball hat, then putting it back on her head and twisting it around Jorge Posada style.

Shes been in the shower for an hour cause he gave her the ol bad hair day.

bad hair day by Krisza November 25, 2007

Bad Egg Day

its a phrase used when someone is not having a good day. if they are having a lot of bad luck, or if things just aren't going right.

Shwickerella: "Hey bbz hows it going;)?"

Ruth: "not too good..having a bad egg day, found out my ex is GAY!!"

Bad Egg Day by RuthLOOOOOVESVanilla April 1, 2010

Bad bag day 

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.

God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day

Bad bag day by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007

bad food day 

those days when you eat nothing but junk and you feel lazy, fat and disgusting.

Dude1: you want to go eat something later?

Dude2: no man, i think i'll skip I'm having a bad food day, I ate all kinds of shitty food today.
Dude1: been there

bad food day by FrankieQ7 February 18, 2011