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albanian wobble 

A situation in which someone continuously wobbles another right knee to create a flapping sensation and a large noise.
"I heard that Sally gave David an Albanian Wobble last night"
albanian wobble by Oliverflap April 9, 2017
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Albanian weed whacker 

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.
Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!
Albania shares land borders with Montenegro to the northwest, Kosovo to the northeast, North Macedonia to the east and Greece to the south. Tirana is its capital and largest city, followed by Durrës, Vlorë and Shkodër. Historically, Albania has been inhabited by different civilisations over time, such as the Illyrians, Thracians, Greeks, Romans, Byzantines, Venetians and Ottomans. The Albanians established the autonomous Principality of Arbër in the 12th century. The Kingdom of Albania and Principality of Albania formed between the 13th and 14th centuries. Prior to the Ottoman conquest of Albania in the 15th century, the Albanian resistance to Ottoman expansion into Europe led by Gjergj Kastrioti Skanderbeg won them acclaim over most of Europe. Albania remained under Ottoman rule for nearly five centuries, during which many Albanians (known as Arnauts) attained high-ranking offices in the empire, especially in the Southern Balkans and Egypt. Between the 18th and 19th centuries, cultural developments, widely attributed to Albanians having gathered both spiritual and intellectual strength, conclusively led to the Albanian Renaissance. After the defeat of the Ottomans in the Balkan Wars, the modern nation state of Albania declared independence in 1912. In the 20th century, the Kingdom of Albania was invaded by Italy which formed Greater Albania before becoming a protectorate of Nazi Germany (DID NOT HAVE ANY MORE SPACE TO WRITE)
Look at Albania, should we travel to Albania?

albanian mafia 

Albanian-American criminals are said by police to be involved in everything from gun-running to counterfeiting. But it is drug trafficking that has gained Albanian organized crime the most notoriety. Some Albanians, according to federal Drug Enforcement Administration officials, are key traders in the "Balkan connection," the Istanbul-to-Belgrade heroin route. DEA officials estimated that, while less wel known than the so-called Sicilian and French connections, the Balkan route might have been moving, around 1985 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply. 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply . Albanians have took over from the sicilian mafia they are very racist people they are in the bronx on 185 and aurthor ave in bronx ny they took over in new jersey.
Italian man says a fagtaboutit albanian say move over bitch and blows his head off albania land of eagles albanian mafia
albanian mafia by cedric718 September 30, 2009

Albanian 

THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
they are kind and caring.
if u hate them no one gives a shit because we have lives.
It is the most beautiful place in the whole world.
if u never went there then u are missing out.

ALBANIANS ROCK!
Albanian by albanianprincess<33 March 17, 2009

Albanian 

Descendants of the Illyrians and Pelasgians. They own the land of Present day Albania,Kosovo,Macedonia,Greece, and Serbia. They are the kindest people by letting serbian and greek immigrants work on their land and take care of their donkeys.
Hey that serb and greek are kissing that dude's feet.

Nah man that's not just any dude it's an ALBANIAN