tardinator 

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.

Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.

tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Tarissa 

A Young Lady thats very Spectacular & Beautiful, trys to be nice to everyone but sometimes Fails, Shes a Leader not a follower, Get's her self into situations but bounces back from them, Competitive and will try and out drink anyone, loves long term relationships, she means well if she does anything wrong and you should forgive her for her mistakes, if you come across a unique individual as her then dont mess it up because you will realize what you had and you might not get another chance

Guy-Tarissa Smiles at everyone
Guy2-Maybe she just wants you

Tarissa by Urbannn Dictionaryy December 6, 2010

tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).

victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"

tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008

Tardashian 

Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.

Nice move, Tardashian.

Did you see what Chloe did? What a Tardashian.

Tardashian by Tardashians May 30, 2012

Tardissist 

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

Tardissist by badback9 March 12, 2015

Tardicaca Shark 

The Tardicaca Shark is the deadliest freshwater shark in Colorado. A shark mating whistle can attract the shark from over two miles away. The Tardicaca Shark's penis is nine inches long. *Colorado Department of Wildlife

After Mimsy blew the shark mating whistle on dry land, Nathan was forced to mate with a Tardicaca Shark. Twice.

Tardicaca Shark by runningAFbear April 29, 2010