Squaddie Mattress 

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

Squaddie Mattress by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017

squatting monkey 

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

squatting monkey by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018

Squatting donkey 

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

Squatting donkey by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

Squatting Shit Box by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.

NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.

SUB-SQUATTING by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010

squating

Living in someone's house, without permission, while they are away for a long period of time, usually vacation. This act is usually performed by a crack headed neighbor, or a drifter that is aware of your whereabouts.

Them niggas be squating at Marry Janes house while she gone to Jamaica.

squating by Big tex 77 March 14, 2014

squagging 

The act of swagging if your name is Squaz; The act of thrusting ones pelvis into a females behind; a form of dance performed by the one and only..Squaz.

Oh damn..you see how Squaz was squagging her at the dance?!

squagging by jaimin, kerpal February 25, 2011