Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

rent-seeking

Noun: A search for privilege and personal gain through the political process.

Behavior of various agents in society use rent-seeking methods to maximize their market power by means other than socially valuable methods of increasing productive efficiency and the like.

rent-seeking by 2008 BC May 5, 2008

sending it 

going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing

CHARLES: come to the beach dude, it’s wild. we’re fcuking sending it out of the park.

RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.

CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.

RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now

sending it by idtst June 2, 2018

Speeding Car Fart Trap 

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

Speeding Car Fart Trap by Bullyrey May 5, 2013

sending a fax to cleveland 

Taking a dump; pooping

After dinner I will be sending a fax to cleveland.

sending a fax to cleveland by dude_abides March 28, 2015

Seeing 3's 

When something doesn't make sense/ add up. (Not even with a calculator)

When you're in math class and your teacher asks you,
"You have 12 chickens and 6 died how many earrings are you wearing at 4:00"

"Man, I'm seeing 3's right now."

Seeing 3's by Caliarama November 18, 2016

seeing eye single 

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

seeing eye single by Steven Adams July 30, 2008