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White ruler 

White ruler

at first you would think a white ruler is something you use to underline things but in the eyes of someone else its seen as something u should shove up your arse
White ruler by alpha mackia March 22, 2021

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)
person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler
straight as a ruler by mori13 February 4, 2021

Curved Ruler 

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.

Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.

Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
Curved Ruler by Ânonymous March 11, 2015

Felix (Ruler.Of.Everything) 

Felix-

A Sweet and Kind father figure that deserves the whole world

Felix is a Tea Knight Cookie kin that loves Tyler (Tylerhasasliceofcake) very much, and Glamrock Freddy.
- Gregory (Redmageddonn) is so lucky to have Felix (Ruler.Of.Everything) as his father figure!

- I know, right?

beta-ruler 

"man that beta-ruler, best stay away from MY girlfriend"
beta-ruler by derrrrrrrrr October 22, 2008

Supreme Ruler

Watch out, he's always behind you. He's everywhere and nowhere at the same time. He'll teleport away before you even know he was there, so don't even try to catch him. If you dare backsass him, he'll banhammer you so hard you won't even know what hit you. So watch out, or you'll get a taste of the holy hand grenade of antioch.
guy: hahaha! you're a poopie!

Guy2: woah! watch out man, that's the supreme ruler you're talking to there!

Supreme Ruler: Banhammer.

guy: what happened?