bed potato 

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.

My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.

bed potato by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

potato aim 

Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.

T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.

potato aim by Undeft February 26, 2015

Potato PC 

The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)

Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!

Potato PC by Phasma4150 April 21, 2021

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

potatoism 

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

potatoism by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

potato with the weird haircut 

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire

"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

potato with the weird haircut by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016

Potat 

A potat is aCute fluffy shiba inu dog that everyone wants to pet

Shiro: explain your insolence
Potat: am potat

Potat by anonymous September 20, 2020