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The "Piece of Shit" Test 

When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.
I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!

Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore 

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.
That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

A piece of shit

1. An annoying and apparently retarded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.

2. Some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.
Anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people's fortunes as a result, is a piece of shit.

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work 

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

piece of shit cocksucker

1. A term used to describe someone that you hold in utter disregard or contempt.

2.Verbal slur meant to demean and emasculate a potential opponent in a street fight.

3. Term used to describe somebody that has ripped you off or offended you in any number of ways.
1. I hate that piece of shit cocksucker!

2. C'mon! You piece of shit cocksucker! Fuck you!

3. Nine hundred dollars?! That piece of shit cocksucker!

Piece of Ship 

The phrase spoken by cheeky kids who are trying to hide their swearing and cussing from their parents.
Kid: "You're a real piece of ship Donny!"

Mother: "Watch your language."

Kid: "I said ship you stupid cunt."
Piece of Ship by M3TEOR October 1, 2014