this isn't where i parked my car 

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!

Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

this isn't where i parked my car by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

Fag Packed 

When a gay guy is oreoed inbetween two straight guys in a truck/resturant booth/ etc.

God im glad i didn't go in that truck i would have been Fag Packed in between the two of them. Akward.

Fag Packed by MackDaddy617 September 2, 2009

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

shit packed tight and ready for travel by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

packed 

carryin a gun

yo blud u packed?

packed by Ruda August 5, 2003

parked

Being put in your place after being dissed. When you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told "you got served," aka parked.

Nancy: "Jess, you couldn't add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"

parked by Nathaniel Szkil January 6, 2008

double parked

When a round of drinks is bought by someone, and your still goin on your last drink.

Dave was only half way through his beer when John came back from the bar with the next round, leaving Dave double parked.

double parked by Adrian A. May 15, 2007

This isnt where i parked my car 

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.

Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

This isnt where i parked my car by THUMP3R May 27, 2010