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emily osborne 

A captivating goddess that will mesmerize you. Captivating, extraordinary, and of rare form. If you are given the opportunity to be blessed with her time, utilize it wisely, for if she is uneasy to obtain. Like a mystic fucking beast. That's right..
Emily Osborne is so fucking fabulous she pees glitter, shits cupcakes, and farts rainbows!! She is so badass.
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George Osborne

A top lad who likes to shag emos and deep bum sex with chester

charlotte osborne 

charlotte osborne by anonymous September 5, 2022

Noah Joseph Osborne 

The type of guy who won't shut the fuck up about Resident Evil. He is also a massive bitch.
"Did you hear Noah Joseph Osborne Today, he wouldn't shut up about Resident Evil again",
"Yeah I know, fuck Noah Joseph Osborne".

Osbourne 

The guy who always fucks shit up...
1SGT: Dont be like Osbourne, Osbourne would fuck that shit all up.
Osbourne by 1SGT February 7, 2005

Ozzy Osbourne 

An Ozzy Osbourne is not only Sharon's husband, but is another way of saying "virginity". As "virginity" is a very direct word, Ozzy Osbourne is a more discrete way of talking about your virginity.
Zoe: I've still got my Ozzy Osbourne, I'm waiting for the one

Beth: Wow, that's a very respectable decision for you to make, Zo
Ozzy Osbourne by bethdest September 17, 2017