Myrtle beach hitch hiker

Guy with mustache going down on girl and puts thumb up her butt

Austin shaved his beard into a mustache to give her the ole myrtle beach hitch hiker

Get merch

Get the Myrtle beach hitch hiker mug.

See more merch

Myrtle, myRtle, mYrtlE

Get merch

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob

Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.

Get merch

Raged here one time with some frothable myrtles, but there werent many other people.

Get merch

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

Get merch

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

Get merch

OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing

Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT

Get merch