measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...

Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!

measure by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017

Measurafiable 

Combination of "Measurable" and "Verifiable." In other words, something can be measured by a certain standard to make it verifiable.

To say Mario is iconic is not an opinion, it is objectively Measurafiable based on the number of people that know about Mario.

Measurafiable by megamangohan July 7, 2020

measure off 

2 teenage boys measuring there dicks off to se whose got the bigger dick

Oi me and James had a measure off last night and he has a small dick compared to me

measure off by Dingledingletingle October 10, 2020

measure meter

meter.

"two measure meters"

measure meter by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

Masturater 

A person who posts fake 5-star online reviews about themselves.

Razo is such a masturater, posting reviews about herself in the third person.

Masturater by jocklondon February 21, 2024

MeasureHead 

Happyy2BeHere in marvel rivals when she plays jeff.

our jeff is such a measurehead.

MeasureHead by Fuzzykiss August 22, 2025

Rape measure 

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size

Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard

Rape measure by charliecharlie May 17, 2013