Linus

He is someone who talks way too much, literally like a waterfall and it’s annoying some other people sadly so he gets bullied a lot for it. He doesn’t have many friends and he doesn’t fit into all those teenage trends. Yes, he can be annoying but he has a very supportive and kind friend side too. Just get to know him better.

Guy 1: ew wtf you’re not funny at all, Linus just shut up

Girl 1: why are you being so mean? Chill.

Linus by Iloverickymontgomery October 11, 2021

Linus

Linus is someone who is extremely hot and has a massive ding dong. He is in most cases a Sigma male(The rarest male type).

OMG! He is so hot he looks like such a Linus.

Linus by jol_d October 18, 2021

Linus

He might as well be a Hamster.

A: hey. Do you know Linus?
B: yea. He looks like a Hamster doesnt He?

Linus by A lil bitch November 21, 2021

Linus

Linus - Kontostand im Minus

Oh hey Linus - ist dein Kontostand im Minus?

Linus by anonymous November 22, 2021

Linus

A crazy nerd who likes Trains, Doctor Who and Math. Everybody believes that he is a drug addict, but this is not the case. He is a good person though, so this is irrelevant.

P1: Look at that crazy mf over there!
P2: Oh that's just Linus. Don't worry, he's not as insane as he looks

Linus by itsix November 26, 2021

Linus

An absolutely legendary person. They have good humor, A+'s in all subjects, and do extra credit. If you think this person is annoying, you need to fuck off.

"Hey Linus!"'
"sssseysdrgdfh6h"
OMG HE TALKED TO ME

Linus by Grass_Toucher69420 March 22, 2022

Linus

A massive idiot who enjoys playing Minecraft during school and moaning for no reason at all, and has a 2 mm long cock. A suck-up to teachers so he doesn't get detentions.

Bro, stop gaming, you're a Linus.
Did you just switch that screen? Stop being such a Linus.

Linus by tu mama 69420 March 29, 2022