Adults or couples normally of advancing years, who board planes or cruise ships armed with noise-cancelling headphones, a death stare, and the unshakable belief that children should travel by separate catapult.

Adults who treat every crying child on a flight or cruise like a personal attack on their peace treaty with the universe.

Kidphobe Krew

"I don't expect to be surrounded by feral children whose parents are proping up some bar for the next two weeks.."

Kidphobe Krew by The-Olas November 15, 2025

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The Drop Dead Krew

A group of longboarders who live in the California Valley. Best friends friends who spend their days drinking, skating, making appearances at Hardcore shows and concerts throughout the CA Valley, and just havin good times.

Person #1: Hey did you guys see The Drop Dead Krew at Warped Tour this year??

Person #2: Yeah man we hung out with them for a bit, it was pretty chill.

The Drop Dead Krew by Drop Dead Jake July 31, 2009

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Kool-Aid Krew

A group of close friends that you drink Kool-Aid with. Also, a song by the popular hip-hop group, "The Children of the Street."

John: I just made a pitcher of Cherry Kool-Aid. Do you want to come over and drink it with me?
Fred: Yes, I'll join your Kool-Aid Krew for the evening.

Kool-Aid Krew by Donny Mattingly April 29, 2011

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the krusty krew

The best non-boring trio to ever exist

Boy 1: hey did you see the krusty krew walk pass?

Boy 2: yes, they’re so hot !

the krusty krew by Jetplanecult June 25, 2021

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