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Mommy/Daddy Jacking 

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.
Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

jacking off

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
Jacking off is typical amongst most people.
jacking off by Bizzle4Shizzle October 29, 2005

swagger jacking 

Stealing somebody else's ways, copying their swagger. Popularized by Juelz Santana.
Newer rappers are always swagger jacking artists like Tupac and B.I.G
swagger jacking by Shelaya December 5, 2005

Jacking the Wheel 

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
Jacking the Wheel by TBoarder August 26, 2013

Jacking the beanstock 

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.
Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

line-jacking 

Verb: When a person steals comments or lines that he/she overheard or read and uses them as if the comment and/or line was theirs. He/she might use bits and pieces of the comment/line, or the whole thing.
Jessica: (talking to Alyssa) The iPhone is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Alyssa: I definitely agree.

Alyssa: (talking to Mark) Yes I love the iPhone. It is a fantastic piece of technology that has transformed people's view of a quality phone.
Mark: Dude, stop line-jacking. I heard Jessica say the exact same thing.
line-jacking by ymh123 December 25, 2009