Gonk 

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

Mark is a gonk

Gonk by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

Gonk 

Another name for fart

I gonked yesterday

Gonk by Mysmellykitty June 5, 2020

Gonk 

Satan is a gonk

fuck is a gonk

Gonk by Evan senpai~~ October 3, 2020

Gonk 

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.

“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”

Gonk by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

Gonk 

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.

User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk

Gonk by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020

Gonk 

Gert Long C**k.

‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’

Gonk by bxxxraaa April 21, 2021

Gonk 

Gert long c**k

He has a gonk.

Gonk by catmaster18 April 21, 2021