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finnish lick 

When a woman or male, licks the sperm off a mans penis or bellend after they have ejaculated.
"That girl last night gave me a finnish lick"
finnish lick by Stevealar December 11, 2013

Finisher's Anxiety 

A condition where a person has no problems working on a project and completing the majority of it, but becomes wary, lazy, or just stops altogether when close to completion.

Not to be confused with procrastination.
Johnny: "Hey man, I saw you were pretty close to finishing your essay due tomorrow a few days ago. Can I check it out?"

Sam:"Nah, I still haven't finished it yet."

Johnny:"What? But you wrote most of it in like 30 minutes!"

Sam: "Can't help it bro, Finisher's Anxiety."
Finisher's Anxiety by Xerebann April 18, 2014

Finnish Breakfast 

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka
Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

Finnish Fart Lagoon 

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
Finnish Fart Lagoon by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019

finnish peasant 

when you realize you are supose to be a sweedish cs go youtuber but youre actualy not
anomaly:PAPA THiS SITE JUST CALLED ME A FINNISH PEASANT

papa;dies of alcohol poisoning

Finnish boy 

A cute European boy who will quickly manipulate and break your heart. Unless he doesn’t. They’re usually really funny and have the nicest accents.
Dang, I really like this Finnish boy I’m talking to but he might hurt my feelings.
Finnish boy by Mangle_is_crying February 17, 2021