Politically convenient

Someone who swaps political sides whenever its convenient to do so.

"You ever look threw his twitter. He swaps sides every 2 minutes hes politically convenient"

Politically convenient by C.T Tracy December 20, 2022

CG-Convenient Gangster 

A person who picks and chooses who he or she acts tough , disrespectful with . A person that’s insecure in themselves and uses bully tactics to feel better about themselves. Most the time these individuals are unhappy in their own lives and are pussys in reality so they target people who they feel are less superior then them maybe smaller in size or people who are genuinely nice to make fun of and act all gangster usually in front of a large crowd to make themselves look bigger than what they really are. Sometimes these cowards will try and act gangster to people equal or bigger size, however, knowing that a fight will not happen due to the circumstance, for example the person they’re picking on, has a very good job and is in the workplace so the CG knows that person will not risk to lose their job to answer or fight back. another example can be in a bar/club atmosphere, waiting to pretend to want to fight only when security of others are around , knowing the flight will be stopped quickly.

Bro stop acting like a CG-Convenient Gangster to that guy. You know he ll fuck you up if it was one on one in the streets. He’s just doing his job. let’s go

CG-Convenient Gangster by Apops February 1, 2023

Convenient villain 

An innocent person who gets shit pegged on them by other individuals who are motivated to lie in order to make themselves look both heroic and victimised at the same time. a)The convenient villain is also convenient as someone to blame when people are planning to make a terrible or morally unjust decision in order to save face.
b) A person is a convenient villain when someone want to hurt them and damages their reputation to do so.

Nathan tried to cheat that guy out of money and when he got called on his bullshit he blamed the poor guy in front of everyone and called him a stingy asshole talk about having a Convenient Villain.

Convenient villain by Max1984Harper August 18, 2018

Conveniencing 

Verb; The act of adding convenience.

Tiff's actions are rarely conveniencing.. They usually make things more difficult and hinder one's ability to act rationally.

Conveniencing by HankT November 13, 2013

Geographically Convenient 

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.

'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'

Geographically Convenient by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010

Convenience Giver 

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

Convenience Giver by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

convenience cooler 

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

convenience cooler by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015