Shit-Cargo 

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.

Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...

Shit-Cargo by joedaprogramma April 26, 2014

Precious cargo 

Innocents. Individuals who overcome and I respect and am so proud of

Those children are precious cargo. Drive safely!

Precious cargo by menedies May 10, 2022

Shut up cargo pants 

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

Shut up cargo pants by I arent click that May 11, 2020

Creamy Cargo 

Alternative phrase for semen.

Ollie could take no more, he unleashed his creamy cargo over her welcoming yet acne ridden face.

Creamy Cargo by Dan Spalke December 4, 2013

Clutch Cargo 

When you have the biggest gig, whether it is music related or business related, it has then become a clutch cargo gig.

Dude! Madison Square Garden! What a clutch cargo gig!

Clutch Cargo by Beer Zach July 1, 2003

Kush Cargo 

A miscellaneous container like a medicine bottle or an altoids can.
To conveniently carry a small amount of marijuana.
Or inconspicuously mitigate the smell of marijuana on you and hide marijuana in plain sight..

Dealer: Yo kid sorry but i don't have any bags for this eighth i scaled out for you, mind if i wrap this in tin-foil? its all i got right now.
Buyer: nah brud thank you but I got myself a "Kush Cargo" you can put the weed in here

Kush Cargo by Riddleskittle December 27, 2022

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin 

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.

Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin by Bhask December 8, 2010