Cable bake 

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked

1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now

Cable bake by Harry10932 November 8, 2017

Cable Management 

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.

Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.

Cable Management by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021

cable rage

Impotent fury at being unable to untangle cables, wires, chains or rope like items.

John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.

cable rage by Morrisimo September 9, 2008

cable orgy 

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined

I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!

cable orgy by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012

Cable and Wireless 

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

Cable and Wireless by weddun July 11, 2011

Cable Fetish 

A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object.

When Cecilie rubs a cable inbetween her toes she goes "AAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa"
Cable Fetish.

Cable Fetish by mrman566372 September 2, 2018

Cable Racist 

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.

I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".

Cable Racist by satxjq March 31, 2010