TF-BUNDY

Originally an acronym used by medical staff and stands for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It is used to describe patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persitant Vegetative State PSV or patients who although they may have a serious medical condition are a total pain in the ass. Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.

That greedy fuckwit Malcolm's eaten something bad! He got taken to hospital in an ambulance, throwing up all over the place, now he's in a coma!
TF-BUNDY!

TF-BUNDY by Croatalin December 12, 2013

Al Bundy 

The comforting feeling of sticking and resting your hand under the waist band of your pants while relaxing.

A beer in one hand, Al Bundy in the other...

Al Bundy by Meredith December 8, 2003

Al Bundy Syndrome 

A syndrome in which someone constantly relives that one special moment that happened in high school....over and over again....a la Al Bundy.

Betty is always talking about how she wore a size 2 in high school, now her ass is as big as a house! That bitch has Al Bundy Syndrome.

Al Bundy Syndrome by shandahawk October 17, 2008

Al Bundy 

The king of men.

All hail Al Bundy!

Al Bundy by Suckapunch March 16, 2007

al bundy 

The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.

Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.

al bundy by Philism dude May 13, 2005

Al Bundy 

When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.

My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.

Al Bundy by MikeV7297 December 19, 2010

Al Bundy Style 

The act of sitting on a couch drinking a beer and having your left hand tucked inside your pants. Usually done while watching T.V. after dinner.

Frank Hey man, watchin' the game tonight? Jack damn straight. going home, eat me a nice home cooked meal... bang the Ol' lady and crack open a cold one Al Bundy Style

Al Bundy Style by Pimp in the Box January 10, 2009