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Emily Bloom 

The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.
1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!
Emily Bloom by EmilyBloomLover September 14, 2019

winter bloom

a bloom that was rosed in the winter
yo that winter bloom tho (whip juju)
winter bloom by ouchmyleftandrightnut September 12, 2017

north bloom 

a musician who is stinky but makes pretty epic songs
Raccoon: Yo dude are you listening to the fox by north bloom rn?
Fox: Of course man, this song and all his other songs that you should definitely go check out rn slaps.
Raccoon: But like, he's stinky
north bloom by marnis September 17, 2020

Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.

Orlando Bloom 

A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.
Orlando Bloom by Ryan Birney January 18, 2005

Orlando Bloom 

The modern day hearttrob...of gay men.
Orlando Bloom by Feathered Roadapple February 18, 2005