bitched 

A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."

bitched by Andrew July 2, 2004

bitched 

Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.

bitched by BBW chaser September 17, 2004

life's a bitched 

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.

- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched

life's a bitched by killa4566 December 26, 2019

Bitched Up

Basically to be turned into a bitch or be extremely belittled.

Man 1: "Bro, that principal really bitched me up. She just went on and on about my grades and even brought up some old shit from last year!

Man 2: "Don't get bitched up man!Stand up for yourself!

Bitched Up by Atlas Marvel April 18, 2017

well bitched

scottish:means they do anything for you.

ive got him well bitched!

well bitched by Stephanie September 14, 2003

get bitched out 

A phrase, usually shouted, that indicates one's dominance or victory over another. It is most commonly heard at parties as well as overly intense competitions, athletic or otherwise, between friends. This phrase can also be shortened to the acronym, GBO.

*Friends playing cards, Stevie wins a round of war*
Stevie(to friends): GET BITCHED OUT!

get bitched out by thisguyhutz August 1, 2012

Bitched 

Also used when describing especially hard hits or crazy plays that occur during a major sporting event, particularly American football. Can also apply to homeruns or strikeouts in baseball.

If Ray Lewis or Brian Dawkins lays an especially hard hit on a player, you scream at the TV as loud as possible, "BITCHED!"

"Jerome Bettis bitched three defenders on his way to the endzone."

Bitched by Rich J January 7, 2006