Barack Obama 

a cute little weeaboo. Always scrounging around for some cool underage anime pictures. Normally crawls on all four and was the forty-fourth president of the Unites States. normally horny tho, so prepare to flee at any immediate time.

is just such a flirt, y'know? he kissed dick cheney and made his evaporate like the scum he is. also smacked trump in his willy and trump made a "awooga" type noise, y'know? anyhow, they're all dead. bye.

person: happy birthday barack obama!
barack obama: shut the fuck up, i'm playing persona 5!

Barack Obama by mike pence looking ass March 15, 2021

Barack Obama 

The United States first black president. Great family man and has the potential to turn this country's financial crysis around.

Mom:Omg!!

Me: What?

Barack Obama: I own biatches!!!!

Barack Obama by WillieA February 2, 2009

Barack Obama 

A presidential hopeful who is the object of affection for young women.

"I cannot wait, 'til 2008
Baby you’re the best candidate
Of the new oval office,
You’ll get your head of state
I can’t leave you alone
‘Cause I’ve got a crush on Barack Obama"

Barack Obama by 37153 July 21, 2007

barack obama 

Leading candidate for the democratic nomination, in the 2008 U.S. presidential election.

He's probably gonna win. I really hope Hillary "R-Tard" Clinton doesn't win...

Hell, I'd even take John McCain over Hillary Clinton.

Barack Obama knows what is like to be at the bottom... He worked hard to get to where is he is today, and that is why you should vote for him.

Also, Obama Girl is smoking hot...

barack obama by metallkidd93 March 28, 2008

Barack Obama 

1. Barack Obama FTW
2. Barack Obama is the man, better than Hillary Clinton everyday.
3. Barack will own you every day of the week, every week of the month and every month of the year.
4. Barack is a bad MOFO
5. He has super powers (He can fly and he has laser eye beams.)
6. He can show Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Hillary Clinton, Ron Paul, Chris Hansen and Al Roker a new meaning of pain.

Barack Obama will kill you in 1 punch.

Barack Obama by Kyle McLovin March 3, 2008

barack obama 

gameing

barack obama is gameing

barack obama by rtxmorshu March 16, 2021

Barack Obama 

The best JoJo character. He's also a president apparently

Barack Obama:Sup assholes
The Stardust Crusaders: *dies violently*

Barack Obama by Shigekiyo Yangu October 16, 2020