Antiques Roadshow 

PBS program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors.

I cant believe how much that old piece of junk on Antiques Roadshow was worth.

Antiques Roadshow by Mister Dangles September 12, 2005

Antiques Road-ho

One who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, Antiques Roadshow. The spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the American and/or British versions.

After a four-hour marathon, Jim finally had to face facts; he was an Antiques Road-ho.

Antiques Road-ho by Flex Buffchest November 24, 2009

going antiquing 

When having sex with someone over the age of 65

I met this lady at bingo. If this go well, I'll totally be going antiquing tonight.

going antiquing by KtK March 29, 2015

antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated

She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.

antiquated by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

antiquing 

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.

sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"

antiquing by karissa11 May 15, 2006

antiquing 

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.

1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.

antiquing by TripJ October 27, 2009

antiquing 

Least-said word by a Bender robot (Futurama).

Bender: Antiquing? *BOOM*

antiquing by Vash September 24, 2004