Blanket Paralysis 

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

Blanket Paralysis by Torgud January 29, 2020

Blanket 

It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.

Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters

Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better

Blanket by That funny person February 9, 2020

Blanket Ninja 

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

Blanket Ninja by aerospace user April 4, 2020

Blanket face 

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

Blanket face by Mliv June 10, 2020

Blanket 

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

Blanket by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

Blanket 

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

Blanket by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020

Blanketphobe 

When some has a hatered for blanket kinks

Person 1:I have a thing for blankets
Person 2: ew gross
Person 1: you're just a blanketphobe

Blanketphobe by Lebottomjeanswiththefur August 22, 2020