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wet douchebag by Cohen816 January 25, 2009
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Von Douchebag
Created in late 2008, this word was needed to sum up someone so useless, so annoying, so utterly inept at life, love, and work, that standard English language words failed to scrape the very bottom layer of filth this person represents.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Def 1) Failed. Wrong. Useless. A failure epic in nature
Def 2) one who thinks they are Gods gift to everything but so blinded they can not see how everyone thinks they are a sad sad joke.
Tim: Who the hell was that jackass?
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Allen: Von Douchebag
Tim: He tried to take over the meeting like he was the only one with half a brain! Does he really think we're idiots?
Allen: Actually I know he does. He's Von Douchebag.
She was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago! She only lives down the street. What a Von Douchebag.
Mommy! Lauren broke my playstation! It won't work at all! She totally Von Douched it!
Von Douchebag by Timmy75894 February 3, 2010
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Casual Douchebag
1. Someone who is acting like a douchebag and doesn't even know it.
2. Someone who is jealous of someone else hence talks down to them about the object of the jealously.
3. Someone who is a douchebag so often it doesn't surprise people at all when they are being a jerk.
2. Someone who is jealous of someone else hence talks down to them about the object of the jealously.
3. Someone who is a douchebag so often it doesn't surprise people at all when they are being a jerk.
1. Tibby, "That guy is going to pull out in front of me! He doesn't even know he cut me off!!! What a Casual Douchebag.
2. Group, "Wow, GOW3 graphics on the PS3 are insane! look at the HD!"
Breck, "I don't think GOW3 looks that good! I'm not impressed."
Group, "Breck just because you don't have a PS3 doesn't mean you can talk down to the quality of one! Stop being a casual douchebag and be positive for once!
2. Group, "Wow, GOW3 graphics on the PS3 are insane! look at the HD!"
Breck, "I don't think GOW3 looks that good! I'm not impressed."
Group, "Breck just because you don't have a PS3 doesn't mean you can talk down to the quality of one! Stop being a casual douchebag and be positive for once!
Casual Douchebag by Drykan April 5, 2010
MC douchebag
The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.
More broadly refered as a troll.
More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
MC douchebag by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
King Douchebag
1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.
2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!
2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!
2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
King Douchebag by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010
cedar cliff douchebag
The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
cedar cliff douchebag by Nobody, Nothing, who cares May 16, 2013
chrono douchebag
Bob: hey there fucktard
Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag
Cindy:i have both
Susan: You are a chrono douchebag
Johny: go fuck yourself , chrono douchebag
Cindy:i have both
Susan: You are a chrono douchebag
chrono douchebag by mike F. dude March 3, 2010