roman pillar 

When you are defecating and your feces reaches the bottom of the toilet bowl while still connected to your asshole.

Jim was so dehydrated that when he finally shit, he found himself perched on a roman pillar.

roman pillar by Van8686 October 26, 2013

Pussy pillow 

The pillow that you shove between your legs that stops your knees from rubbing together when you go to bed

Ever since I introduced him to the pussy pillow John cannot get a good night's sleep without it.

Pussy pillow by ThePussyPillow December 22, 2020

Pillowed 

A state of tiredness where one starts to feel intoxicated. Common symptoms include poor articulation and giddiness.

"I'm so pillowed"

Friend 1:DUDE we've been up for *counts fingers* 26 hours!
Friend 2:wooah nelly, I's expectin mmoore *laughs* mmoor *laughs* no no *laughs...continues laughing*
Friend 1:...ok then..?
Friend 2:*laughing* no no, I *continues laughing*
Friend 1:umm... you're just plain Pillowed man.

Pillowed by HF clan April 18, 2010

Drop the pillows

The act of throwing down your gloves ("pillows") in a hockey game to start a fight.

Brooks: Things are getting chippy out there.

Alex: Yeah, if Crosby doesn't check himself, I'm going to drop the pillows on his ass.

Drop the pillows by bhl1677 March 14, 2010

Poop pillow 

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.

Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .

Poop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

milk pillows 

Slang for breasts, preferably large enough to offer sufficient head support while sleeping.

Sharon's milk pillows are huge.

milk pillows by DwarZZ December 28, 2005

spicy pillow 

A term used to describe a failure state of lithium-ion batteries, such as those found in smartphones and laptops. A battery can become a spicy pillow due to multiple factors, including (but not limited to) the battery's age, physical damage to the battery, and/or an error in manufacturing or installing the battery. In this state of failure, the battery has entered "thermal runaway": unwanted chemical reactions inside the battery cause heat and poisonous gases to build up inside it.

The "pillow": the build-up of gases inside the battery causes it to swell, resembling a pillow. This often happens slowly over time. The swelling is an obvious sign that the battery has failed, or is about to fail. The pressure build-up may in turn make the battery's device bulge and then come apart, e.g. a phone's screen cracking and/or separating from the phone body.

The "spicy": the swollen battery is now a fire and/or explosion hazard. Improperly-contained spicy pillows have destroyed vast swathes of electronic equipment, set houses ablaze, and sent people to the emergency room with third-degree burns, often due to the phones in their pockets.

"I don't care how fun it looked on YouTube, Dan — don't pop that spicy pillow!"

spicy pillow by cosmogyral-delirium August 9, 2020