Bus Seat Breath 

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

Bus Seat Breath by Problem Peter February 22, 2025

juicy seat 

A vehicle seat that is very damp from human sweat.

My homie's A/C is still broken in his car, because it had a juicy seat when I sat inside it.

juicy seat by Kragehul June 7, 2025

Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

Sloppy Seat by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Popcorn Seat

When you're riding in an old Lyft/Uber and the back of the seat keeps popping in and out in an annoying manner

How was your Uber home from the airport? Okay except I got a 2012 Yukon with 154k miles and a popcorn seat

Popcorn Seat by LBiggie95 March 20, 2026

crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

crank seat by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

Better Seat Driver

‘it’s the personal in the passenger seat that knows the better seat to drive and insist on telling the driver everything better’

As first told by Maria Toole in 2026 AD ‘I am the better seat driver’ her husband disputes this claim to this day.

Better Seat Driver by Maria Toole January 15, 2026

Padded Toilet Seat 

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

Padded Toilet Seat by KronKyrios September 8, 2011