britishing 

Having sex with a customer after work with the intent of selling a contract for commission, then defecating in their sleeping quarters. Also, sometimes a right face slap using the bellend is included.

One time I flew out and boned this customer right after work - then I convinced her to buy an AA contract. Then I took a dump in her bed.

britishing by AngryWigger September 3, 2003

british ops 

A secret organization of young men that the bristish government funds; these men part take in missions that benefit the world and our lady the queen. Spear headed by agent chad, haydizzle and rico steele.

Some girls: (texting to friend) "wow those {wankers} are bloody homo, they must be full of cock! Yet, those sexy studly british ops are so souljaboy delicious!

british ops by 007noob August 21, 2008

the british helmet 

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

the british helmet by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005

British Nanny 

1. The down+B attack of Mario or Luigi in Super Smash Brothers

2. Fran Dresser

Fran Dresser, give him the British Nanny!

British Nanny by Ryan November 14, 2003

two straight british boys 

this is a refferance twards the uncommon incident of when two teenage males walk around in the southern part of georgia speaking with a u.k. or english acsent knowing that
this is breaking the law which states that no two britsh males may walk together ,talking with an acsent are permited unless the two individuals were infact gay lovers.

kc (kroger casheir)-why are you two boys holding condomsand ,lube, and talking about butt intercourse?
nick & zach-have you ever seen two straight british boys?

two straight british boys by zach&friends March 6, 2010

british 

another word for sayingu my nigga or dog
and a person that has your trust anddat can keep a secret.

yo homes dats my british

british by t ~izzle May 13, 2005

british handshake

Upon greeting a lady, a gentleman must place his hand in her cleavage and shake his hand to and fro to shake her breasts. To not do so is a horrible insult.

Did you hear that Mr. Darcy insulted Lady Jane by not greeting her with a British Handshake?

british handshake by the london gentleman January 3, 2014