Sales squid 

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.

Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?

Sales squid by klausfiend July 31, 2011

069 squid game 

069 is a character from squid game. He has a wife that is 070. He hang himself after his wifes death.

069 squid game is sus

069 squid game by AAKIL October 18, 2021

jigging for squid

orig. a term for squid fishing; now can mean older women pursuing younger men; derived from the use of "squid" to connote high school freshmen

Did you hear Brenda got divorced and took up with a 20 yr old? Man, she can sure jig some squid!

jigging for squid by mo-nina June 27, 2005

Flying Pickle Squid 

A large pickle with tentacles and wings. often referred to for no reason on message boards or in class rooms to confuse the poster/speaker and leave the argument invalid.

john: Trolling is not the answer!

josh: flying pickle squid

Flying Pickle Squid by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

the squid 

A shorthand trader reference to "Vampire squid", most commonly used by traders when referring to American investment bank Goldman Sachs.

The squid really fucked us on that last CDO deal!

the squid by econtutor October 17, 2011

you've got the squid by the throat 

You've got it spot on

Tim: "Derek, you're right, you've got the squid by the throat there."

Derek: "Man that shit is good"

you've got the squid by the throat by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

Land Squid 

A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.

"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."

Land Squid by ApollyonZero December 12, 2008