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beer murderer 

Someone who opens a beer, takes a sip or two and then just ignores it. Since others know that the beer is probably owned by someone, they don't drink it either. After thirty minutes or so the CO2 is gone from the beer and the beer has warmed up to room temperature, making it unenjoyable to drink.

This usually happens when people also smoke weed during the occasion. It should be punished by death.
Guy at a party who finds a near-full but opened bottle of beer that has been standing there for over an hour: "We've got a beer murderer in the building!"
beer murderer by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007

Murderapolis 

What some Minnesotans call Minneapolis. Nickname originated in 90's when some areas of Minneapolis (Phillips Neighborhood etc.) had one of the highest number of homocides per square block in the US.
"Hey man, where are you from?"
"Murderapolis fool!"
Murderapolis by roseeey October 6, 2006

Polly the murderer 

Polly the murderer can also be called in the terms PTM.
There are two PTM hospitals in Crossford and Bridge of Weir.
They are ran by two nurses; Crossford-Nurse Leaker-Bridge of Weir Nurse Johnstone.
PTM is a murderer and murdered/seriously injured over 36 people.
“Polly the murderer is...”Louis
“LOUIS, it’s PTM don’t say the full words!”Justin

muldercult 

sally: hey are you in the muldercult?
harry: no i'm not cool enough
muldercult by anon25 August 11, 2008

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
Special Agent Fox Mulder, one of the main characters of the show The X-Files.
While watching X-Files: "Why is Mulder always right with his nutter theories? Can't it EVER just be a crazy homicidal dude? Like, just once?"
Mulder by poisonjack March 24, 2008