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Weight Room Tool 

man/woman at the gym who always seems to be lifting, working out, etc. While in front of a mirror admiring themselves. At times grunting, and doing other things to draw attention to themself and their "ripped physique"
Often wearing sleeveless shirt or tight clothing.
Guy 1 : ARGH!!! I'm gettin a serious pump curling these 75s mike, my biceps feel totally destroyed. Can you tell? Let's go by that group of women near the mirror and we can all watch me kill my biceps some more.

Guy 2:Lewis are you fucking douche? Fucking weight room tool

weight lifter's erections 

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.
I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

weight smart vitamin 

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....
Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

Weight machines 

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout
I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
Weight machines by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

weight liftyish 

The feeling once gets when inspired to lift weights.
"I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."

Weight fetish 

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u
1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish
Weight fetish by Clara October 13, 2018