The greatest song in the world 

The greatest song in the world was lost long ago. It was played only once by Tenacious D when they were hiking down a long a lonesome road. The closest we have is Tribute by Tenacious D.

guy 1: Hey dude, what is the greatest song in the world?
guy 2: that was lost long ago my friend.

The greatest song in the world by Shocks-900 August 3, 2022

The Grapes Of Wrath 

Cranky Grapes. Most Notably Used In Tennessee.

"We Are The Grapes Of Wrath, We'll Never Take A Bath!"

The Grapes Of Wrath by KAMEORNEV September 19, 2022

The Greatest 

In Ultimate, jumping from inbounds, catching the disc while in the air and throwing it to another teammate who is inbounds before hitting the ground.

Did you see Boyd. He pulled of "The Greatest" at practice yesterday. It was the sickest bid I have ever seen.

The Greatest by A-Ron Juice April 15, 2006

The Greatest Band Of All Time 

Led Zeppelin

Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, John Paul Jones

no words can describe them... they're that good

Stairway To Heaven, Kashmir, Communication Breakdown, Dazed And Confused, Houses Of The Holy, Trampled Under Foot, Over The Hills And Far Away, In My Time Of Dying, Black Dog, Whole Lotta Love, Ramble On, Rock & Roll, Since I've Been Loving You, Immigrant Song, When The Levee Breaks, Ramble On, Gallows Pole, Achilles Last Stand, Custard Pie, The Rover, No Quarter, Going To California, Misty Mountain Hop, The Ocean, The Lemon Song, What Is And What Should Never Be, Hey Hey What Can I Do.........songs by the greatest band of all time

The Greatest Band Of All Time by xoxoroxkkixassxoxo March 7, 2009

The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.

Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...

The greatest boyfriend ever by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

Behold the Gates 

1. A group of small male children who enjoy the ballsacks of other small male children on their upper lip, right under (but not touching), their noses.

2. A general group of douche bags.

1. You guys just make one big BTG. (Behold the Gates)

Behold the Gates by Bazz the Pokemon wRANGLER March 25, 2009

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen 

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009