Ol' Swampy 

An unattractive female, particularly one who looks like she may have recently been travelling in a swampland.

Went to the club last night. Ol' Swampy was there, lookin like Chastity Bono.

Ol' Swampy by popmafia July 6, 2010

hot as a swampy anus 

simile. 1: A term used to describe a room, piece of clothing, or other enclosed space that is uncomfortably hot and stuffy.

"Yeah, well it's hot as a swampy anus in this thing, so I'd appreciate it if you just told me what the hell I'm supposed to do, so I can do it."

hot as a swampy anus by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

Donk Swampy 

A girls vag after 3 days of not showering; a really all around nasty bitch.

"Did you eat that girls pussy last night man? "
"HELL NO! When I took off her pants her gine was DONK SWAMPY!!!!"

"MAN DAT BITCH IS DONK SWAMPY! "

Donk Swampy by cookiefish June 20, 2017

Tainted swampy gooch slime 

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

Tainted swampy gooch slime by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Old Swampy 

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

Old Swampy by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

Wampy Swampy 

Its a SWAMP full of WAMPS

he had traveled to the wampy swampy in search of wamps

Wampy Swampy by TheEggUnderling February 13, 2024

wampy swampy 

a wampy swamy is a swamp full of wamps. what is a wamp you might ask? the mightiest of wampler’s you’ll ever meet.

Joe: yo bro how can i become apart of a wampy swampy?

Katy: you marry into a family of wampler’s and enter a swamp, silly billy

wampy swampy by TheOgKT February 13, 2024