indian substitute teacher 

mean to nice people

oh u have the Indian substitute teacher? that stinks man.

indian substitute teacher by numba1hata February 24, 2025

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

I reject your reality and substitute my own by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

ligand substitution 

The act of replacing a ligand in a complex ion. This results in a change of colour of the complex ionic solution.

Rasta: What does ligand substitution do?
Me: Ligand substitution results in a different coloured solution!

ligand substitution by TheWizoid November 13, 2016

Snubstitute 

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

Snubstitute by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011

substidude

A man working in the capacity of a substitute teacher. Usually claims that he enjoys "teaching" eighth graders how to color when their teacher is gone. Truthfully he is unqualified for most jobs and is able to maintain sobriety long enough to fill a position for the actual teacher who is hung over, having another baby or just needs a break from that grueling 6-7 hour workday for nine months in the year by taking personal days, vacation days or sick days allotted to them while all the way complaining about their salaries and benefits because they've never competed in the real world to know better.

student 1: "That substidude in Mrs. Meyers class is awesome. He sits cross-legged on the desk and we spend the whole period watching movies and talking about his kickass time in college. I friended him on FB."
student 2: "Mrs. Meyers should be coming back in a couple of months, you shouldn't get too attached to our substidude."

substidude by jeff74008 November 25, 2010

subsitute teacher 

Stupid fucking cunt that gets you in trouble for any reason they can.

I fucking hate my subsitute teacher. MY substitute teacher is a fucking cunt

subsitute teacher by eric north December 16, 2016

substitize

To become accustomed to something to the point of desensitization.

Man! I’ve had so many of these chocolates that I’ve become substitized to the taste of them!

substitize by Frankfully November 27, 2020