hell off right hand 

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

hell off right hand by melanieeeee May 17, 2018

Nemo's right hand 

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

Nemo's right hand by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule 

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule by dud3man November 10, 2021

There's something wrong with his right hand 

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

There's something wrong with his right hand by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

My phone flew to my left/right hand 

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

My phone flew to my left/right hand by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us? 

The motto of the Chaos insurgency, a GoI in the SCP foundation.

Person one: I have a question for you.
Person two: yeah?
Person one: Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us?
Person two: oh

Should intermitted vengeance arm again his red right hand to plague us? by 933 August 31, 2025

as right as my jerk hand 

Confirmation/acceptance of something, referring to the speakers handedness for masturbation.

Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.

as right as my jerk hand by wordfanagler January 2, 2019