When Pamela and her five sisters
give you a bad case of nasty blisters
and a third degree burn going straight to your head. Because it's fifty cents cheaper than the real thing. And it sure feels good most everytime.
In case you are a slow moron...

A right hand-a-rama is referring to masturbation.

Have fun, kiddies.
by GSB.net March 27, 2005
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Masturbation.

Shaking hands with the one-eyed milk man.

Also a (Quality) song by The Network on their album Money Money 2020.
"50 cents cheaper than the real thing
even though it may be a little bit disgusting
can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
it's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama"

"I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good
most every time"
by The Mighty D May 30, 2007
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