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chocolate covered prarie dog 

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.
-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
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Grogan Prarie Dog

The act of 'Prarie Dogging' with a 'Grogan' in one single move. That is, when your poo is still hanging on to your anal sphincter and simultaneously touches the water in the toilet bowl and you subsequently manage to suck the poo back into your anal canal. It is readily accepted as the "ultimate move" when taking a dump.
Holy ****! Dave! Come here man, I'm pretty sure I just shat a Grogan Prarie Dog! I slurped that sucker right back up!
Grogan Prarie Dog by groganjosh February 16, 2010

pig caught in a prarie fire 

A shot of tequila plus a few splashes of tabasco garnished with with a small piece of crispy bacon in a shot glass. Enjoy courtesy GB&TP
"Bartender, do you know how to make a a pig caught in a prarie fire? Why yes I do let me grab some bacon and make one for ya!

Eden Prarie 

a city full of stuck up rich kids. a suburb of minneapolis, nuff said. teens in E.P are usually arrogant spoiled brats that mooch off of their parents paycheck, and use cell phones and ipods as a status symbol.think that they are tough just cuz they lift weights, when in realty, they wouldn't last 2 days in some of the rougher parts in minneapolis.
Eden Prarie population: 95% white, 1% black, 1% east african,3% latino
Eden Prarie by the truth12343 January 23, 2011

open prarie

The area between a female's boobs and vagina. Also known as her stomach.
open prarie by Green-Avenger September 20, 2009

Sumo Prarie Dog

When two individuals rear up to one another standing anus to anus and begin to simultaneously excrete fecal matter with the goal of overpowering their oppent's specemine back into the cavity from which it was origially lodged.
I bet my friend she did not have the fecal fortitude to overpower my log of dense consistancy and when put to the test of a round of Sumo Prarie Dog, I easily banished her weak stool back into her lower digestive region.
Sumo Prarie Dog by Smanderson March 12, 2011

paving the prarie 

When an acquaintance starts a relationship everyone else knows will end in ruin.
Yeah the new girlfriend is great, but she's not going to settle down. He's just paving the prarie.
paving the prarie by Netsirkeel October 8, 2017