Hoser Poser 

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

Hoser Poser by smilygrl December 7, 2009

hoser hut 

where canadians go to grab a beer or to just hang out. Or ones house that is mostly canadian.

this is america go back to your hoser hut and cry into your beer.

hoser hut by mcctino May 22, 2010

Hoser Poser 

any fucker who acts like they from Canadia, but they aint so fuck them. kinda like hockey hoser

You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!

Hoser Poser by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004

Louisville Hoser 

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.

I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.

Louisville Hoser by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019

Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

Hockey Hoser by B Wok October 28, 2002

purple hoser 

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect

“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
“Yeah mAn!!!”

purple hoser by I’m wayyy snazzier than you💯🤙🏻😉 May 26, 2018

purple hoser 

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!

purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery

purple hoser by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018