Hatchet Hand 

A very obese woman who has a third hand in her pussy and when you stick your dick in her the hand jerks you off, because every one knows that you cant bust a nut by hanging your dick out a window.

There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.

Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.

Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.

Hatchet Hand by J Clark July 26, 2006

hatchet monkey 

Male behavioral trait. The hatchet monkey is friendly to the same sex without any homosexual tendencies.

Guy who is not gay but comes off as being really gay. I thought that dude was super gay but he ended up being an hatchet monkey. You know the type!

hatchet monkey by pigpen hallock September 11, 2007

[hatchet-faced] 

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

[hatchet-faced] by Kimika October 12, 2008

Hatchet Ass 

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

hatchet murder 

A serial killer with a lethal intensity that cant be matched

often known for his disposition of slicing the jugguler vain when presented the opertunity

has been repeatedly spotted bringing knives to gun fights and walking away the victory

aka "The badass of all things gorey"

Man did you see what he did with that knive he ist totaly a hatchet murder

hatchet murder by hatchet1991 August 11, 2010

Hatchet Head 

Drunk, Wasted, intoxicated to the max. On the fire water.

Boy, Rick was super fucking hatchet head after drinking all that 4Loko.

Hatchet Head by Yo Chill March 30, 2011

Hatchet-Back Gorilla

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.

Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.

Hatchet-Back Gorilla by big stinky crack baby and shit October 4, 2009