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hangover horniness 

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.
We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.
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hangover shits 

When you are very hung over and you have alcohol induced diarrhoea
Awww man I woke up today and ran straight to the toilet hangover shits everywhere!
hangover shits by cocolover March 30, 2015

Hangover Chic 

The yuppie fashion of going out to breakfast after night of heavy drinking by intentionally putting on their cutest sweatpants, flip flops, uggz, north face vests, over-sized sun glasses, and any other frumpy-yet-fashionable attire so that everyone at the restaurant knows they went out the previous night and that makes it totally alright to be an asshole to the wait staff and other patrons
when a group of JAP's sat next to me decked out in hangover chic and ordered mimosa's, I knew complaining and whining were going to be part of my breakfast
Hangover Chic by Shocker82 February 22, 2009

hangover montage

When one wakes up after a heavy night of drinking, only recalling certain instances in the night.
When Billy awoke the morning after his grad party, he remembered a few events in a hangover montage:

bonging a beer,

going to WAWA,

and getting slapped by a girl,

but nothing else

Hangover sillies 

The incontrollable silliness and/or giddiness that follows a night of excessive drinking.
Person 1: I just threw up in the dune grass.
Person 2: Fact - every second Christmas, an African child punches a baby.
Person 1: We have such a bad case of the hangover sillies.
Hangover sillies by Freckles17 August 24, 2011

Hangover ICU 

The unfortunate place you find yourself after a real bender. It can your buddy's couch, your bed, the bathroom floor... It's where you self-medicate in an attempt to cure your aching head, stop the hurling and take in some fluids.
Kevin: "So where the hell's Tony? He can't miss this game, it's the playoffs!" Dave: "Oh Tony's in hangover ICU, he's been blowing chunks all day. That dumbass finished off the fifth of Jack in record time."

hangover brown 

the colour of your shit the morning after a good night of drinking beer. see hangover black if you've been drinking guinness