Polish Hand Grenade

The act of catching a fart in your hand, then throwing it in some ones face. Usually followed by a look of disgust by the one who was hit.

Pat just hit me in the face with a polish hand grenade and now i a going to throw up.

Polish Hand Grenade by Wignigg December 9, 2008

Holy Hand Grenade 

First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.

"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.

Holy Hand Grenade by BizarroTravis May 14, 2009

Trailerpark Hand Grenade 

When you fire a load into your hand, then overhand-throw it at someone.

Dude, Matt hit Tracey with a Trailerpark Hand Grenade...

Trailerpark Hand Grenade by Gee Lopes January 17, 2009

vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=]

I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.

vietnamese hand grenade by Mr. Brahms & Midget Tooth Fairy November 1, 2006

Vietnam Hand Grenade

Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum. Tie up the end then raise the cum-filled-condom up in the air and chuck it at the girl's face like a water balloon. Try to break her nose.

That bitch sucks in bed so I did a Vietnam Hand Grenade on her face. She is in the hospital today with a broken nose.

Vietnam Hand Grenade by jonathan134667 November 5, 2005

norwegian hand grenade 

when you pinch the tip of your dick right before you spew, then slam the top and bottom of your dick with your hands, shooting semen everywhere.

Man, that girl sucks at giving dome, so before i blew in her mouth i gave her the old norwegian hand grenade.

norwegian hand grenade by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

Holy Hand Grenade 

After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.

After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.

Holy Hand Grenade by HlyHndGren October 16, 2019