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full frontal cortex 

A slang term for the phenomenon of being sexually attracted to another’s intelligence, to describe the complex process occurring in the brain and body.
I stood awestruck at the back of the room, staring at her as she spoke to the sold-out auditorium, feeling her words in my loins, realizing I had gone full frontal cortex!
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Full frontal phil-up 

when your face is so covered in cum that you're as white as an albino

full frontal nerdity 

Pocket protectors, comic convention t-shirts, Star Wars buttons, or anything else worn by geeks that proudly proclaims their dorkiness.
Mike: Dude, Professor Miller has a different pocket protector for every day of the week!
Rob: Word. He's flossin his full frontal nerdity.

full-frontal freakout 

noun; a particularly extreme psychological or emotional reaction to a situation
"When Karen caught me macking on her best friend, she tore me a new one in front of everybody at the club. Crying, screaming, throwing shit: you know, the full-frontal freakout."

Pre-frontal 

The little kiss on her belly button you do before you take her magic box to munchtown
My pre-frontal game is nuts, she was leaking by the time I stuck my face between her legs
Pre-frontal by Sputmilk October 11, 2019

full frontal snogging

Quit snogging your bear you are going to tear a hole.